Editor, The News:
This little note is directed to the low-life types who decided to steal the Christmas light ropes from my front yard on the evening of Dec.13-14. I use the plural of low because there were also 11 cigarette butts at the base of the tree in my front yard and I do not smoke. Even a chainsmoker could not have smoked that many cigarettes in the time it must have taken to remove those lights. I hope that those lights add a little happiness and brightness to your pathetic lives. Merry Christmas.